I admit, now and then, a lot of extremely strange, unpredictable things happen. Like when we got word that the people from the Donor party were eatin' eachother, or when all those states lost power. That's not right. We bomb Iraq for months, and they maintain their power for weeks. Now, someone here in America trips over a wire and six states lose power! Anyhoo, none of those events will even amount to what I'm gonna tell ya. Ok,(this is a true story, honest) I come home from my mother's workplace, and I'm about to open the door, when I suddenly fall unconcious and then wake up, with a temporary amnesia... all in less than a second. You have just GOT to believe me!